1/8/2024 0 Comments Gangland movie imdbI think I would rather chew off my own arm than watch this movie again. Anyone? Bueller? I laughed so hard I got a headache. I will, however, ask if anybody - anybody - can explain to me why there was whalesong playing in the Death Valley scene. I won't ruin it for you, but just wait till you hear what Alexis says about the syringe of her sister's blood. This movie is so preposterous, even stupid ignorant people will find mistakes to laugh at. "Lucifer," the big bad guy? Top-notch comedy. You will laugh uncontrollably at - well, pretty much everything, actually. Because I guess they ran out of fake blood or something. or conspiracy? And of course, there's also a scientist whose family is being held prisoner by the bad guys. ![]() They roll her over, she wakes up, and what do you know, it turns out the bad guys killed her sister! Coincidence. And I especially like how these two stumble across the female lead just lying there under a tree. Another guy whose brother is murdered before his eyes by the bad guys in one of the early scenes and spends about five minutes throwing a tantrum before apparently forgetting all about it in the heady rush of beating dudes up. A guy whose wife and daughter were murdered by the bad guys and spends a lot of time brooding about it. And my god, the exposition! You got your tragic heroes, of course. The plot hangs together about as tightly as a group of divas forced to share a dressing room. ![]() In one scene, our heroes load up on firepower in the next, they have to fight bad guys hand to hand two minutes later, they're armed and dangerous again. You got your totally random mutant Frankenstein's monster type thing. You got your completely incoherent script. You got your gratuitous (and I mean really, really gratuitous) boobs. Ashamed! (Especially Ice-T, who doesn't just embarrass himself, but actually disgraces his entire bloodline.) You got your bad acting. Everyone who had anything to do with it should be ashamed of themselves. The only good thing this dvd had going for it was the special features, which included cast biographies and interviews. I won't even go into the business about the giant blond genetically engineered gangmember on steroids as I'm still trying to figure out why his character was introduced? Anyway, for all those fortunate enough to have missed seeing this movie up till now let me extend some simple advice.don't see it. Both of them seemed over the hill, and both were sporting beer guts, hardly what you would expect in two kickboxing heroes. The two leading actors Sasha Mitchell and Costas Mandylor were both wasted in this movie and both I'm sorry to say were looking pretty shabby in regards to their respective physical shapes. Vincent Klyn's tragic performance as Lucifer was simply pathetic, and a very pale comparison to his portrayal of the pirate leader Fender in the movie Cyborg. The plot was beyond stupid and the story became more and more twisted and confused as the movie progressed. ah yes, this has got to be one of the worst movies I have ever had the misfortune to view. Avoid this, and any other movies directed by Art Camacho. The action is dull, the characters dumb, and the story rehashed from a hardly classic 80s Van Damme vehicle, the worst of it is, the movie has the cheek to not even do this in a funny way, it's just plain crap. Lucifer's little brother is the dorkiest attempt at a villain ever, and the movie is quite frankly a nightmare, with the only things redeeming it for me being the fact that Sasha still works, and that future Terminatrix Kristanna Loken has a small role(far too small). ![]() The plot of the movie is basically a really watered down version of Jean Claude Van Damme's Cyborg, about a post-nuke world where three heroes, Mitchell, Costas Mandylor(of Fist of the North Star fame) and a woman I've never heard of called Kathleen Kinmont actually fight Fender from Cyborg, now called Lucifer, but played by the same actor in a worse costume. Being a bit of a fan of Sasha Mitchell, I was overjoyed to pick this up for as little as £1.
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